"Just out of curiosity, why did she slap me on the ass?"

"Great, my fate's been sealed by someone who licks floors."

"I beat him on the head. Not his character, I beat the player. Okay?"

"I like to.....dance!"

"Where can I find more babies??"

"I squish his head."

"I turn into a big fish!!"

"She's a D-bee. Here, take her. Can I go now?"

"I have a good idea for a rules change guys.."

GM> "Dude, you just kicked a little girl!!" Nico> "I thought she was going to blow up again!"

"Furry! Your leg is furry! See?"

"PACHOOOooooo!"

"Dude the experience in this game is stupid. Pick a lock. Gain a level! Pick a lock. Gain a level! You could just put two tape recorders next to each other and come back in an hour."

"I run up and kick the little girl through the wall!"

"I worship Princess Frost!!"

"It's hammer time!"

"Okay. How fast................have YOU EVER GONE????"

"Hey I have an idea. We should all play a special version of the game called Naked Rifts!"

"I'm throwing all the peasants I come across into my cart."

"My character sounds kinda like Billy Bob Thornton from Slingblade."

"I give 'em a kick!"